From the page: "Each site is like one of the cliques present in high schools everywhere. So for a bit of fun and slacking off while at work, we went through and tried to figure out the personality of each of the major networks."
From the page: "Trust is one thing, but surrendering parental responsibility to a machine that allows the entire world access to your home borders on negligence."
And installing spyware on the computer isn't !? How about putting the monitor where everyone can see it? Or maybe spend some more time with your child parenting!